Crushationship
you’re not going out with him/her, but you do like them, and they like you too. basically you act like you’re in a relationship and get jealous when they talk to the opposite gender.
(in kelly’s head): danny is so cute!! aww we would look so cute together!!
danny: hey kelly.
kelly: omgomg arhaerihgshroiherk hi danny!
danny: you cute. i’ma talk to cindy.
danny: hey cindy, you hot.
kelly: wtffff we’re in a crushationship!! you broke my heart!
danny: -just ignores- so yeah cindy, prom 201_?
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