crushed nuts
the punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards
pranker- “hey buddy, i was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but i forgot, do you like crushed nuts?”
the sucker- “h-ll yah, i love crushed nuts”
the pranker- smacks the sucker in the b-lls
pranker- “there you go, crushed nuts”
joke courtesy of himym
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