Ghettomat


the typical laundromat. usually located in a part of town most people don’t care to visit. here you can see all sorts of characters from middle cl-ss all the way down to the tweakers that wander in from the back alley looking for spare change.

typically located next to other ghetto destinations such as small convenience or liquor stores and dollar stores.
d-mn i’m out of clean socks again. time to head to the ghettomat and do some laundry.

(text message) honey the washer broke down so i’m at the ghettomat doing laundry, i’ll be home in an hour.

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