crushing the tomato
similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.
taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
guy 1: dude, i totally popped becky’s cherry last night.
guy 2: bro, becky is like 250 pounds, you weren’t popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
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