crushtache
a crushtache is an individual you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. you may actually like the person as well, but most often you don’t even know them, they just have a really good mustache.
1. “i saw this guy riding a vintage schwinn with a great mustache. total crushtache.”
2. “well i had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk.”
a drink colored moustache you get from drinking crush
“derek and rodrick used to always have crushtaches when they were kids.”
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