can be used as an adjective noun or verb with positive connotations. an amount of poetic leicense is attatched to the word, the user of “crusp” is able to judge when is an appropriate time for usage.
crusp up, cruspin to the max, crusp so hard it hurts
can be used as verb or adjective, when describing something it is the equivalent of amazing or wicked. when used as an adjective, it means to be having a good time or being laid back and relaxing.
“last nite was so crusp i nearly wet myself!!!”
– hey, what you up to?
– oh nufin much, jst cruspin to the max.
- Crusty Marsha
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s on a girls’ chest/stomach and the two fall asleep without cleaning it off. the girl wakes up the next day with a crusty marsha. “i pulled out and came on her t-ts, and we were so drunk we just p-ssed out right after. she woke up with a crusty marsha”
a creature from greek legend that has normally 5 human bodies sown together in both mind and spirit. stories tell of cruxen that could be 100 people sown together miles high with somewhere close to 200 eyes. it was believed that combined their power was stronger than 100 men. “the cruxen moaned and roared at […]
- Marlboro Virginia Blend
the best cigarette out there. comes in a beautiful silver pack lined with gold, adorned by the cl-ssic blue tobacco stamp on top of the pack. what smooth operators smoke. finally when they printed “20 cl-ss a cigarettes on the bottom”, they meant it. extremely repulsive to newport smokers. that’s because most newport smokers don’t […]
- Successful troll
a troll who manages to succeed in their mission of drawing up a response from his victims. this is managed through a carefully measured combination of subtlety, blatant disregard for personal beliefs, and a strong desire to p-ss people off without making it obvious they are a troll. 90% of what is on urban dictionary […]
- suck my eggs
1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during s-x or various arguments. 2)a phrase used as a step in for “f-ck you” usually used as a sign to show others you are p-ssed. 3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, […]