crust god


a crusty lookin mans that is most likely having a cruststach and also will be wearing socks. you can praise crust god by praying to tyler the crust god and if the crust god is sleeping never take off his socks because if you do ………..
you will get -ss raped with a stick
the crust god is crusty

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