Crust Labs


a condition in women that is -n-logous to the condition known in men as blue b-lls.
such situation arises when a female is sufficiently aroused through foreplay with a man/women to the point at which her v-g-n- becomes lubricated antic-p-ting s-xual penetration only for the man/women abruptly refusing to penetrate the aforementioned wet v-g-n-.

such an unexpected and non-erotic climax renders the lubrication of the v-g-n- unnecessary and as a result it drys very rapidly forming a crust on the l-b– of the v-g-n-.
1. q: “bro, did you put away that girl the other night? she was gagging for it”
a: “na bro, she wanted it but i said no and she got crust labs….. i still got a wristy though”
q: “niiiice”

2. q: “bro, did you bang that sl-t the other night?”
a: “na bro, i decided to crust lab her, that way she’ll want it way more next time”
q: “no doubt baby”

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