Crust Punk Gypsy


a reaction against the hipster culture; distinguished by their affiliation with awareness groups, use of vintage bicycles, unkept/unruly hair, preference for organic/fair trade/locally grown/vegetarian/vegan food, and dress of a gypsy-like quality. the abhor anything westernized. their political affiliation tends to swing to either socialism/communism/anarchy (with the exception of barack obama.) they spend their time hula hooping (or firedancing), smoking clove cigarettes/hookah, and shopping at the local ethnic market place. must be obsessed with diversity but friendship circle must consist of all white people…
“hey jesse, wanna go to the equinox festival? i hear is a “crust punk gypsy” hosting a drum circle and handing out peta flyers….”

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