Crust Scavenger


a random drunk b-tch who comes up to an individual asking where she can pee- cigarets in hand no less- and then proceeds to demand your pizza, refuse to hear the word no, and then steal it anyways. often has a unibrow and a fupa.
“dude, that crust scavenger is looking to p-ss on a dumpster, and she just took my f-cking pizza”

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