crustang


a ford mustang. a crusty mustang. may be driven by someone with a mullet.
“yo dude, let’s take my car. i don’t want to be seen riding in your crustang.”
a spinster over the age of 70 with no hair growing below her navel with a leathery crusty overused sn-tch.
gloria was a great grandmother during the week but on the weekends her and her friends were a bunch of wild crustangs. crustang sally you better slow that crustang down. bob was in for the ride of his life when he found out she was a crustang.

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