crustard
n. the dry, annoying piece of sh-t on the tip of a bottle of mustard.
before you squirt that sh-t on your burger, be sure to pick off the crustard first, dude!
a pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a h-m-genous egg-based filling.
“mmm, i love pumpkin crustard!”
“don’t you mean pumpkin pie?”
“no, this is a crustard. note how it’s pretty much just a custard in a single crust.”
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