crusteared
when a disgusting, sand and vomit colored substance fills one or both ears of a person. this person tends to become more and more irritable as more and more people go “eeew what the f-ck is in your ear!”
innocent bystander: ewwww tofu what the f-ck is in your ear!
tofu: f-ck off! im good at baseball… i think
innocent bystander: you dont have to be a b-tch just cause your crusteared, -sshole
when a person’s ear developes a sort of crust and appears to excrete sand
oh man did u see topher he is totally crusteared
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