Crusted


a term used to define the way one feels the morning after a night of smoking, eating, or by any means ingesting cannabis (similar to what a hangover is for alcohol). some symptoms of being “crusted” may include a dry mouth, pasty-feeling skin, slight dizziness, tiredness, and an overall feeling of lethargy and apathy.
dude, i smoked a huge amount of weed last night! i was so crusted this morning, i couldn’t get out of my bed for hours!
to get crusted is to get very high through the process of smoking marijuana.
i am so crusted right now.
i am too crusted to move.
would you like to get crusted tomorrow night?
dissed, “burnt”, busted, shot down in flames
the teacher put the smart-alec kid back in his place with a bitingly savage put-down. “ah…. crusted!” we cried out, laughing at him.
same as owned, salted, pwned, etc.
– “i no scoped the sh-t of that noob on cod…”
– “that dude got crusted”

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