crustivitis
a severe case of mutated vaginitis, where the discharge begins to scab over.
donna: d-mnit!!
phillis: what’s the matter?
donna: my thingy itches… and it’s the wrong color!
phillis: uhhhh…. why don’t you try “washing” it??
donna: no way!@! – it’ll get wet! – -sneezes – violently… scab fragment grenades through skirt and embeds in parking lot asphalt.
phillis: holy $#$^ !!! – you’ve got crustivitis!
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