Crustmugeon
crusty old folk.
1)crustmugeons are old people that can be found driving their lincoln town cars or buick lasabres while blindly merging into traffic at a snales pace.
2)crustmugeons are often on the way for the early bird special to utilize their senior citizen discount.
3)at dinner, one can witness a crustmugeon slurping the softest food through a creepy dentured smile.
4)once said meal has been consumed, the tip left by a crustmugeon is generally in the .5 – 2% range.
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