crusty barbie


a “crusty barbie” is when you c-m on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of c-m so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice
mate i’ve c-m so much on that barbie doll it’s become a crusty barbie

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