crusty bell flake


an extremely rare phenomena where a crust, usually composed of s-m-n and fermented pus, develops on the tip of the bell creating a nasty smell and results in horrendous blistering…can only be treated by tickling the crust with the feather of a one-eyed yak thus causing it to turn into a mollusc which can then be removed using a ping pong paddle forged from the -n-l hair of an arabian horse.
see that oliver guy? he had a nasty case of crusty bell flake…

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