crusty cake
1. the skid mark left in ones underwear after taking a large satisfying dump without adequate wiping.
2. a t-rd nugget (cake sized) left stuck to the bottom of a toilet bowl after a large dump that does not flush down with the rest of the poo.
eg. oh man, i left the biggest crusty cake in the teachers private bathroom yesterday.
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