crusty rug
n. the flooring in your home which composes of all of the s-m-n you -j-c-l-t-d from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards
after watching 2 hours of p-rn, i realized that i should clean my crusty rug
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