Crusty Carpet
you -j-c-l-t- in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.
she doesnt wash it for a week.
“hey john, hows your wifes p-b-s?”
“last night i gave her a crusty carpet”
“yeah booooiiiiiii”
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