crusty couch
a crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
this word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
xavier: hey nathaniel, why don’t you make you’re self comfortable and have a seat!
ali: oh no! you can’t sit there!
xavier: why not?
ali: dude, don’t you know? that’s my crusty couch!
xavier: aw ew dude! that’s disgusting!
nathaniel: i’m gonna kick your -ss!
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