Crusty Dutchman


the act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a bl-w j-b and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. the crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.
friend: where’s the dutchman?
friend 2: i’m not sure, check the bathroom.
friend: dude! he is definitely giving that girl the crusty dutchman!!
friend 2: that is cl-ssic!

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