crusty ewok


when you go to a girl’s childhood home, beat off in her room, and c-m in her old teddy bear.
i snuck into becky’s parents’ house and gave her a crusty ewok because she p-ssed me off

Read Also:

  • naafiq

    someone who is smart,a little weird and odd but has a spirit to enjoy life omg,i am feeling so naafiq today buy the domain for your recipe blog

  • gucci hoes

    group of girls that are good or awesome without anyone’s help,and having men attracted to them without making physical contact in what so ever way. there is that gucci hoes walking. buy the domain for your cat blog

  • bass beater

    came from the first ethanotopian word, “-ss eater” which means; someone who eats -ss. “b-ss beater” means; someone who beats there meat with an actual b-ss. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ in the 1980’s when the first ethanotopians’ started to beat their meat with b-sses. no research has been given on who they did so… have you ever tried […]

  • blueheid

    that girl with the blue hair no one knows that got invited to a house party that turned into a complete loon. mate, i thought you took blueheid up the road? mate – yeah but she followed me all the way back – f-cking raging!

  • ur grandad lesbonad

    worse that ur mom g-y, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined. ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies. for example. friend: “ur granny tranny” me: “ur grandad lesbonad” friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire […]


Disclaimer: crusty ewok definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.