crusty ker seymer
the instance of sh-tting within in a bowl with ones soupiest and corniest stool of the day. then letting it stew and simmer over the stove for a day or two and then proceeding to baste one’s partner’s face and genitals with it like one would with a clay mold. the s-d-stic sh-teaters then wait a day or two for the sh-t to ferment and crustify. when the desired consistency is reached and the stool is considered “al dente” the two partners chisel the sh-t off of eachother and eat sh-t chips for dinner while fellating one and another and washing the glorious little chips down with warm urine.
ian really perfected the crusty ker seymer on his friend pierce.
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