crusty keys


when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
floyd, can i use your lappy since daryl always has crusty keys. h-lls no suck d-ck f-cker!

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
floyd, can i use your lappy since daryl always has crusty keys. h-lls no suck d-ck f-cker!

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