Crusty Martha
as in martha stewart. a solo s-x act that occurs at someone’s house other than yours. when they aren’t looking, you m-st-rb-t- and then wipe your seed in their drapes.
while jennifer was in the bathroom, i pulled a crusty martha on her new living room drapes.
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