Crusty Mexican


it is a product of the s-xual act of a man performing -n-l s-x on a woman while squatting over a bucket. right as the man is c-mming into her -n-s she proceeds to deficate and urinate into the bucket as the s-m-n is forced out by her feces. the mixture is left to ferment for 6-8 days. it is then added to baking mix and made into cupcakes. these are then sold at a local church bake sale under the t-tle of “crusty mexican”.
mommy, this crusty mexican is terriffic!!!

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