spanglemonkey
spider monkey + glue + glitter + gl-ss beads = fun
i played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.
the name of captain spanglemonkey, a man often referred to when one is stoned in meigle
arrrrr, it be’s captain spanglemonkey
uk usage:-
to w-nk, m-st-rb-t-, self abuse, act like onan etc.
comes from spangle- to add glitter / c-m, and monkey – the male member.
i’ve got a hard on so i’m gonna spanglemonkey.
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