Crusty Milkshake


this is the process by which a male -j-c-l-t-s into the -n-s of an individual of nondescript gender persuasion who has been suffering from chronic herpes. said male then proceeds to lick the aforementioned creamy man juice from the crusted orifice.
sk-nk: would you mind examining my r-ct-m with your tongue, good sir?
good sir: not all m’dear. i do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.

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