Crusty Muffler


when one takes a sh-t and doesn’t clean themselves, it dries, and another then has -n-l s-x with the dry, dirty, p–p b-tt.
“after drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn’t have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty m-ffler.”

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