crusty octopus


when someone doesn’t wipe their b-tthole after taking a sh-t and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. this is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by eddie nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of la.
eddie: oh jesus, i just had explosive diarrhea and it’s all over my b-tthole.
crackhead: oh boy! i’ll give you a crusty octopus for a gram of cocaine.

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