crusty pants
jocular term for a derelict, wineo, street person, or others not known for impeccable hygiene–a b-m. these people never remove their trousers, because they are so infested with vermin and microbes that they might wander off by themselves, leaving the b-m naked. few things are more frightning than encountering an empty pair of animated pantaloons in a dark alley. and no, i’ve not been drinking.
upright citizen#1:”who’s that crusty pants waving at us?”
upright citizen#2:”that’s just mayson, the town drunk.”
upright citizen#1:”but this is los angles.”
upright citizen#2:”he always was ambitious.”
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