crusty pilot


the crusty pilot must not be taken lightly. this is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the c-ckpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty c-ck can outrun any p-ssenger.
friend 1: how was your flight?
friend 2: holy sh-t it was amazing, i got hit with the ole crusty pilot.
friend 1: you lucky son of a b-tch.

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