Crusty Pocket
originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of -j-c-l-t-ng into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.
dude, i just let off a huge load in max’s pocket, he is going to be so p-ssed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!
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