crusty porcupine


when a male h-m–sapian rubs his s-xual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his s-m-nal vessels which leaves him -j-c-l-t-ng all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn’t “clean up his mess” the s-m-n then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.
joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to c-m, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.

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