crusty sausage
when a male m-st-rb-t-s and -j-c-l-t-s and intentionally allows the s-m-n drip down the p-n-s and does not make an attempt to clean up. resulting in a dry shriveled s-m-n-flaked p-n-s.
jake: bro i was jerking off last night. -j-c-l-t-d and created the most disgusting crusty sausage.
donovan: that’s pretty gross dude.
jake: whatever.
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