Crusty Softener
the s-xual act of licking a b-tt hole with hardened p–p leftovers. often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.
guy 1: yo how did last night go with your girl?
guy 2: it was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
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