Crusty Trumpet


a s-x act in which a man engages in -n-l s-x with a woman, without any lube. the woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a trumpet.
man 1 – where’s dave?
man 2 – i think he’s slipping his secretary a crusty trumpet.

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