Facebook Flatline


when a friend’s facebook stops posting status updates for several months in a row. fb recent activity is limited to increasingly less frequent notices that “x is now friends with …” and an occasional “like.”
i don’t think i am fb friends with nancy anymore.
why?
i don’t see any status updates from her anymore.
you’re still friends with her, but she has facebook flatlined. i don’t see anything either. friend her on twitter.

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