Crusty Volcano
a rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the -j-c-l-t–n process. this serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and aids may develop and/or regress. causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.
dude, i got a mouthful of p-b-s from bindi’s crusty volcano!
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