crutchmonger


a person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. one who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won’t work. someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.
“you write really amazing poetry, biff, if you weren’t such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself.”

Read Also:

  • nummie

    when you rub left over c-ke in your mouth and get a numbing sensation take what you didnt snort and rub it in your mouth for a nice nummie a regular tobacco cigarette (newports are the best to use) where the end is dipped into cocaine. smoking the nummie will cause your entire mouth, throat, […]

  • Controleon

    def. (adjective) a person or persons that exhibit the qualities of being a control freak with a napoleonic complex at the same time. look at matt rolloff over there, boy he like to tell everyone what to do! yeah, i know…he’s a controleon…

  • convertablization

    a state of being very convertable. used to describe the convertableness of convertables. “the convertable is very sp-cey and open due to it’s convertablization.”

  • cooch flamer

    when f-cking a drunken/unconscious female too hard, the hairs of her unshaven p-ssy start on fire. often can cause yeast infections and severe burns to p-n-s. 1. dude! i made a cooch flamer last night! 2. drew f-cked keri so hard that her unshaven cooch became on fire.

  • CooCooKacHu

    the most amazing video gamer in the world. i wish i was as good as coocookachu.


Disclaimer: crutchmonger definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.