Cruz Azul


a mexican soccer team located in mexico city and is the third most popular team in the country behind chivas and america and is in fourth place in championships behind chivas, america and toluca
“i don’t go for chivas or america, i perfer cruz azul.”
club america’s b-tch. they suck. they dont believe in winning championships. they chase for the runner-up position in which they have the most t-tles. they have often been referred to as “los clientes del america” due ti them losing 99% of their games vs america.
did you see cruz azul lost to club america again?
yeah they are america’s clientes

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