[cruzer]


one who m-st-rb-t-s on the move. a cruzer often m-st-rb-t-s excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.
the perve in the white van is a cruzer
a specifically cheap canned beer, often times a domestic macrobrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. a cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.
“hey dude we otta go get some cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by joy liquers”

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