cry porn


sad material used to provoke a good sob session. examples include the notebook, pictures of children with cancer, and that one episode of futurama (you know the one).
friend 1: man i’ve been really feeling b-mmed out lately. i think i need a good sob session.
friend 2: here, borrow my copy of season 5. the second episode is my favorite cry p-rn.

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