cry-roll


combinination of cry and eye-roll. an expression used when one is both touched and disgusted/exasperated at human-interest schmaltz.
i couldn’t help but cry-roll at the story of millions of dollars being raised for charity in honor of a dead 9-year-old girl’s wish.

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