Cry Shart


usually happens to females. when one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery p–p in it.
1 “oh karen, im so sad. my boyfriend thinks im fat. waa waa.”

2 “its ok vanessa, theres other guys out there”

1 “waa, waaa, -cry shart-”

2 “that smells awful, are you cry-sharting?!”

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