Haytering


the act of entering a friends house, and breaking almost every object that you come into contact with.
also making part inane actions, that really p-ss everyone off.
friend 1: yeah, the party was great! but friend 3 was haytering!
friend 2: like what?
friend 1: broke almost everything! and was going round turning off the switches and straightening cushions!

friend 2: your a right hayterer!
friend 3: but, i only broke, the door handle, the fish tank, the sofa, the washing line, the mirror, the bed, the sink, the kitchen floor, the blender, the tv, and the tv remote!?
friend 2: and the toilet flush.

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