Cry-sturbation
a jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them “getting it in” with a new lover.
dude is devin crying? …dude is devin masturbating? oh sh-t! that poor b-st-rd’s cry-sturbating!
after seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.
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