Cryarrhea
when you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you sh-t causing you to cry.
tim was on the sh-tter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.
1) when you cry so hard that diarrhea comes out of your eyes, this eye-diarrhea is so named. cryarrhea occurs when the feelings that make you cry come from deep within you.
1) when my 2-year-old daughter said she didn’t love me, i cried so hard that diarrhea actually came out of my eyes…the nurse got me some toilet paper to wipe the cryarrhea from my face and shirt.
the process of cr-pping(bowel movement) and going diarrhea simultaenously.
when jimmy got near the girl he liked, he went cryarrhea in his pants instead of nervous breakdown.
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